You board that Southwest flight that just came from Vegas. The crew is 'cleaning' the plane for the next set of passengers. But how well did they clean after this guy? Like or not, you probably sat in a seat right after a frat bro had a few too many Long Island Teas the night before in Vegas and whistled beef in a trash bag.
Of course, we all heard about this family that was forced to sit in a pool of vomit on a trip back from Disney World. From the happiest place on earth to the worst.
Air travel has become a veritable Lord of the Flies, people. No holds barred. Bare feet. Animals. Vomit.
Do yourself a favor and order a Germ Free Bee. Or two.